Dear A.I.,
I want you to bend and count to ten for me.One Mississippi, two Mississippi, can you do that for me?A few deep breaths? That’s it. Say Aah—open wide?I know, just…
Nabokov
Letting his picture look straight into meI answer to this Russian English blokeconfused and hounded by a historyhorrifically interesting. Joke however much you want. We know his taleand his nonsense…
The Community College Teacher Teaches “The Emperor of Ice Cream”
Steel doors retracting, it was all routine protocolsuntil the CO, patting me down, said, “Our job’sto hide things, your job’s to make ’em better criminals.” I stood in front of…